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So far I've submitted 25 away messages, and they've been used a total of 32706 times. Here are my messages...

by: dawiteshak (05/18/2006)

Yo momma's teeth are so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.
Mean
1300 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (05/13/2006)

Different Types of Orgasms Part ONE:
Sex in a boat = Oargasms
Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms
Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms
Sex on the carpet or linoleum = Floorgasms
Sex at the supermarket = Storegasms
Sex with wild pigs = Boargasms
Sex at a Stephen King movie = Horrorgasms
Sex with a prostitue = Whoregasms
Sex with a storyteller = Loregasms
Sex with an accountant = Boregasms
Sex while sleeping = Snoregasms
Sex with Arthur = Dudley Mooregasms
Sex with cartoon donkeys = Eeyoregasms
Sex while broke = Poorgasms
Sex with a lion = Roargasms
Sex for hours and hours on end = Soregasms
Sex on a golf course = Foregasms
Sex with a nymphomaniac = Ready for Moregasms
Sex in a gold mine = Oregasms
Sex with a dermatologist = Poregasms
Sex with the vice president = Al Goregasms
Sex with chocolate marshmallows = S'moregasms
Sex with a bullfighter = Toreadorgasms
Sex with a masked man carrying a sword = Zorogasms
Sex on the beach = Shoregasms
Sex when you get an award = Honogasms
Sex at an all you can eat buffet = Smorgasbordgasms
Sex on a cruise ship deck = Shuffleboardgasms
Sex in Asia = Singaporegasms
Sex among the wonders of the world = Outdoorgasms
Naughty
1333 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (05/06/2006)

Q. What doesn't belong in this list : Meat, Eggs, Wife, Blowjob?
A. Blowjob: You can beat your meat, eggs or wife, but you can't beat a blowjob.
Naughty
1304 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (05/04/2006)

Q. What's the difference between a woman and a washing machine?
A. You can bung your load in a washing machine and it won't call you a week later.
Naughty
1300 Clicks

by: dawiteshak (05/04/2006)

Q. What did the two lesbian frogs say to each other?
A. WE DO TASTE LIKE CHICKEN!
Naughty
1305 Clicks

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