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So far I've submitted 44 away messages, and they've been used a total of 55155 times. Here are my messages...

by: macmarge (01/29/2008)

R.I.P. Heath Ledger.
Celebs
1244 Clicks

by: macmarge (11/27/2007)

Life...



... this might become time consuming.
Emo/Real Life
1236 Clicks

by: macmarge (10/24/2007)

Go meat meat! Go meat meat!
This salad rocks the best!
Make it easy at your desk!
It's second to none!
Just add lettuce and you're done!
Hillshire Farms...
GO MEAT!
Eating
1267 Clicks

by: macmarge (10/17/2007)

Why do those of us who live to love the unattainable persist with so much passion?
Emo/Real Life
1236 Clicks

by: macmarge (09/21/2007)

Academy Performance.

Each morning I rise from my peaceful slumber,
Where all is right with the world.
I brace myself for the hardships that await me outside,
& plaster on my faux smile and continue out the door.
Not knowing what comes next in my script,
I persevere and pace through the halls of my school.

You attempt to disarm me, you attempt to make me cave.
But you fail miserably, For now there is a stone cold wall around my heart,
Composed of much more than brick and mortar you can't get to me now.
You had your chance, I applaud you for that. You followed your script well enough to rival Clint Eastwood. But you met one unforgiving flaw. My life is not your blockbuster.
I confess however, that I too act as if all is impeccable, faultless, and ideal. But the credits are rolling now, the theater's clearing, and no one cares anymore.

I hold the leading role in my life, not you, Somewhere that became questionable to you.
A mere supporting role is all that you hold to your name. While you're still in the credits at the end of the show,
I am remembered, I alone resonate in the minds and hearts of my viewers.
& I alone will hold the Academy Award winning performance.

~mm
Mean
1442 Clicks

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