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redwinger987

So far I've submitted 7 away messages, and they've been used a total of 9100 times. Here are my messages...

by: redwinger987 (06/08/2008)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They rearranged the furniture!
Jokes
1300 Clicks

by: redwinger987 (05/08/2008)

Someone just IMed me and told me there was an idiot running down the street in soiled underwear. I'm coming to get you!
Mean
1300 Clicks

by: redwinger987 (03/21/2008)

quick scroll down to see what i hide in my pants

















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a bunch of change!!
Naughty
1300 Clicks

by: redwinger987 (01/31/2008)

Reminder to self while taking a shower in own home:

1) 'H' stands for hot
2) 'C' stands for cold
3) shampoo burns the eyes
4) if soap is dropped, don't turn your back on the rubber duckie
Shower
1300 Clicks

by: redwinger987 (12/14/2007)

I'm trying to "Avoid The Noid" and eating dinner.
Eating
1300 Clicks

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