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So far I've submitted 3 away messages, and they've been used a total of 3951 times. Here are my messages...

by: Robs26 (03/14/2004)

I like my women like I like my milk.
White and 1% fat.
Jokes
1315 Clicks

by: Robs26 (03/14/2004)

Uh yeah do you remember when your girlfriend came over to study Chemistry, well we started talking about NaCl (salt), which lead to taking body shots, which leads me to asking you the question, "why does it burn when I pee?"
Drinking
1319 Clicks

by: Robs26 (03/12/2004)

If your name was Mary Jane me and my best friend would be tag teamin' you right now.
Partying
1317 Clicks

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