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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 178797 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (01/03/2008)

I love you and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Love
1236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/14/2007)

Careful, or you might end up in my next novel.
Other/Random
1247 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/13/2007)

I hate you and there's absolutely nothing you can do about it.
Mean
1236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/12/2007)

Last night, my friend came to visit..

We were talking and I said to her,
'I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.'
She got up, unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.

She's such a bitch...
Funny
1259 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/09/2007)

Everyone has a right to be stupid, but you're abusing the privilege.
Mean
1236 Clicks

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