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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 178479 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"...it's like sex with Kobe Bryant. You can kick and scream all you want, but it's.. it's gonna happen."

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1256 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"I'd make you swear on a bible, but I know how contact with holy stuff makes your skin sizzle."

Dr. Cox, Scrubs
TV/Movies
1256 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"Laverne, do you ever notice that in hospitals that even though you're surrounded by like hundreds of people, it's still so easy to get lost in your own thoughts...?"
"Have you been drinking?"

-Scrubs
TV/Movies
1252 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

On top of spaghetti! All covered with cheese! I lost my poor meatball, When somebody sneezed! It fell off the table! And onto the floor! And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door! It rolled through the garden! And into a bush! And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but moosh!
Other/Random
1255 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/06/2008)

You don't have to want to. You just have to do it.
Inspirational
1236 Clicks

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