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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 184861 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"'Peace. Be still.' Thats what he said."

You know what? Peace is always still around me 'cause I keeps me what they call a piece of steel. 'Long as you got a piece of steel, you gonna have peace. Load your steel. Thank you Jesus.

-Madea, Diary of a Mad Black Woman
TV/Movies
1304 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"Nice kid. Baaaaaad judge of character."

-The Grinch, How the Grinch Stole Christmas
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

I'll tell you what, we'll flip a coin. If it lands as a quarter, I win.
Other/Random
1301 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"Merry christmas to all, and to all: shut the hell up."

-Family Guy
TV/Movies
1302 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (02/12/2008)

"I'm fairly sure that if they took porn off the internet, there'd only be one website left, and it'd be called, 'Bring Back the Porn.'"

-Dr. Cox, Scrubs
TV/Movies
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