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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 178797 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (03/31/2008)

I called your boyfriend gay, so he hit me with his purse.
Mean
1236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/26/2008)

The creators of GoneBuddy.com should hire me to update their site more often.

But alas..

That may never happen.
(So until they do hire me, Im going to be away)
Funny
1240 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/11/2008)

"I am a BOY, Damon!"

-Money Mike, Friday After Next
TV/Movies
1236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/05/2008)

Me: Who are you and how did you get in here?!
Joe: I'm a locksmith. And... I'm a locksmith...
Other/Random
1236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/05/2008)

Sticks and stones will break your bones, but so will clubs and maces.
Mean
1263 Clicks

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