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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 185290 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (04/24/2008)

You love me and you know it.

Now clap your hands.

Love
1308 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (04/24/2008)

It's %t.

Do you know where YOUR pants are?

Other/Random
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (04/24/2008)

Oh, great. I fed you and now you wont go away.
Maybe I can keep you as a pet..
Hmm..

Oh! %n 's a good name!

Funny
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (04/17/2008)

I'm not as think as you drunk I am

Drinking
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/31/2008)

Next time you have the urge to IM me: Take a Valium, lie down, and hide in a dark closet until the desire goes away.

Mean
1308 Clicks

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