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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 178479 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (07/27/2009)

Go suck a shark.
Mean
1252 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (07/19/2009)

%n: Hey, can you read my mind?
Your SN: Sure can... Hmmm.. 'You're a moron.'
%n: I wasn't thinking that at all..
Your SN: Oh shit, that was my mind.
Mean
1236 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (07/13/2009)

The only thing to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF.

(and spiders)
Inspirational
1255 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (07/01/2009)

I've learned that you can keep vomiting long after you think you're finished.
Partying
1269 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/26/2009)

"Okay. You are now firing a gun at your imaginary friend, near FOUR HUNDRED GALLONS OF NITROGLYCRIN!!"

-Fight Club
TV/Movies
1256 Clicks

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