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So far I've submitted
away messages, and they've been used a total of
times. Here are my messages...
"You can't make fun of the mentally handicapped"
I agree with you, because they have the strength of ten men. Which is equivalent to one chimpanzee. And that's why if you ever see a retarded chimpanzee, you turn and RUN.
"That wasn't funny. Now shut up, Im trying to eat."
Know the difference between you and me? I'm not wasting my time reading away messages.
Ahhaha. I have to be up in two hours to go to school and work, but I'm STILL awake ignoring YOU. I love America.
You gotta understand what makes life beautiful is the essence of the fact that it can go away. See, you don't wanna live like that. You don't wanna be person, do you? The one that had a fight; an inconsequential, insignificant, stupid fight with your spouse about who's suppose to open or close or turn off the light at that bedtime.. So, you did it, but you were pissed and stayed pissed with your wife, not because it was real, but hell, "we'll make up later and there's nothing better than make-up sex, is there?" And in the morning you woke up and things were still bad, but you kept at it, cause "Hey! I'm gonna come back. And we're gonna do it." And then what happened? You went to work, to your building, and you were sadly on that 90th floor and September 11th happened, and your ass is never gonna go back home again and the best you could do was call your woman or man and say "I love you" and you missed that last night. Why? Because you thought that it would last forever. See, every comedy show you've ever been to ends with a big joke, because that's what you need. I end with big joke, you laugh, I say goodnight, and that's "how it's suppose to be". But that ain't life, my friends. If you learn
from me, learn one thing, that sometimes.. sometimes..
:exits the stage:
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