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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 184861 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (02/26/2006)

Well, I was asleep, but you just couldn't help waking me up, could you?

Asshole.
Sleeping
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (01/10/2006)

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it. Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody's job. Everybody thought that Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn't do it. It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when Nobody did what Anybody could have done
Other/Random
1302 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (01/10/2006)

How dumb are we to be the most technologically advanced country in the history of mankind to live without an O-zone layer; We have men, we have rockets, we have saran wrap... Fix It!!
Other/Random
1301 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/31/2005)

"On our nutritional facts of our Bottled Waters, they have a label:Total Fat. Now, the total fat of water is 0%, but that label implies that somewhere out there, is a bottle of water with chunks of fat floating in it...And I guarantee you thats the tastiest damn water ever."
-Lewis Black
Jokes
1304 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (12/27/2005)

Im taking a piss...
Im taking it twice...
And Im positively sure...
its gonna feel nice....
Im going to the bathroom right now...
Bathroom
1301 Clicks

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