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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 178797 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (06/27/2006)

I'm not away!! You're on acid!
Funny
1239 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (06/12/2006)

Uma Therman could kick Chuck Norris's ass anyday.
Chuck Norris
1238 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (05/30/2006)

Jesus said, "Give a man a fish, and that man knows where to come for fish; But teach a man to fish, and you just ruined your entire market base..whats wrong with you?"
Funny
1241 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (04/07/2006)

How does one test rope-length for a bungee jump?

"Alright! Jump!"
...
-splat-

"Damn, alright shorten up the rope!
...
And give a free t-shirt to his girlfriend!"
Jokes
1264 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (03/10/2006)

"And then Gandalf the Grey, and Gandalf the White, and 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail's' Black Knight, and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie, and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie; Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo Pan, Superman; Every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan; Spock, The Rock, Doct. Oct. and Hulk Hogan all came outta no where lightning fast and they kicked Chuck Norris in his cowboy ass, it was the bloodiest battle that the world ever saw, and civilians looked on in total awe..."
-Lemon Demon
Chuck Norris
1422 Clicks

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