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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 185290 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu   (06/12/2007)

Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other person is the husband.
Jokes
1300 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (05/22/2007)

"Day, night, afternoon.... Who gives a damn! Get the sake!"
-Kill Bill Volume 1
TV/Movies
1303 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (04/09/2007)

If you piss in the wind, the wind will piss back.
Inspirational
1302 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (01/16/2007)

It's not who you know, but what you know about whom.
Other/Random
1300 Clicks
by: Korei Ryuu   (01/16/2007)

"Did you just drink that?"
"Mmhmmm!"
"That was nitroglycerine! Just don't move.. Don't breathe.. Don't do anything! Except pray... Maybe.."
-The Lost City of Atlantis
TV/Movies
1306 Clicks
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