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Korei Ryuu

So far I've submitted 142 away messages, and they've been used a total of 184861 times. Here are my messages...

by: Korei Ryuu (10/24/2007)

I dont love her because she's attractive. Im attracted to her because she's attractive. I love her because of her mindset; the way she thinks and the way she is.
Love
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (10/24/2007)

I'm out like a light bulb!

...that's been switched to off.


Yeah..
Sleeping
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (10/24/2007)

If you're happy and you know it.. leave me alone.
Mean
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (10/15/2007)

I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Other/Random
1300 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu (10/08/2007)

Detective Spooner: I thought you were dead.
Sonny: Technically, I was never alive, but I appreciate your concern.

-I, Robot
TV/Movies
1306 Clicks

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