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So far I've submitted 10 away messages, and they've been used a total of 13168 times. Here are my messages...

by: JT (03/13/2004)

If you love something, set it free. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.
Love
1315 Clicks

by: JT (02/25/2004)

Last night I had a dream that I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up my pillow was missing - strange. Anyway I'm Sleeping.
Sleeping
1316 Clicks

by: JT (02/25/2004)

When I was younger I hated going to weddings... it seemed that all of my aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, 'You're next.' They stopped that crap after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
Jokes
1319 Clicks

by: JT (02/25/2004)

Sometimes the best things in life are worth waiting for... I'll be right back.
Funny
1316 Clicks

by: JT (02/25/2004)

I'm out like Janet Jackson's boob at the SuperBowl Halftime Show... ( . )Y( . )
Funny
1317 Clicks

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