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So far I've submitted 50 away messages, and they've been used a total of 63296 times. Here are my messages...

by: ?????????? (07/27/2009)

I swear to drunk I'm not God.
Drinking
1247 Clicks

by: ?????????? (07/27/2009)

Drink your beer, there are sober kids in Africa.
Drinking
1236 Clicks

by: ?????????? (12/31/2008)

Eddie: You know that metal plate in my head?
Clark: How could i forget?
Eddie: Well I had to have it replaced because every time Catherine would turn on the microwave, I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for about half an hour.
TV/Movies
1256 Clicks

by: ?????????? (09/29/2008)

Chuck: I'm Jewish, I don't wanna piss my mother off.
Larry: I'm Catholic, I don't wanna piss Mel Gibson off.

-I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
TV/Movies
1255 Clicks

by: ?????????? (09/29/2008)

Ferris Bueller: Life goes by pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it

-Ferris Buellers Day Off
TV/Movies
1250 Clicks

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