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So far I've submitted 28 away messages, and they've been used a total of 34981 times. Here are my messages...

by: glebs (10/22/2005)

I'm talking about something cool and interesting. You wouldn't understand.
Mean
1236 Clicks

by: glebs (09/07/2005)

What's the big deal about motivation? If you ask me, we need to be a little less motivated. It's the people that are motivated that are causing all the problems. Corporate crooks, serial killers, child molesters, religious extremists, pop singers. These people are highly motivated.
Other/Random
1289 Clicks

by: glebs (08/28/2005)

You're about as straight as a slinky.
Mean
1250 Clicks

by: glebs (08/14/2005)

Can't get a hold of me? Have you checked your blind spot?
Other/Random
1253 Clicks

by: glebs (08/09/2005)

If you need self help, why do you buy a book that's written by somebody else? That's not self help, that's help!
- George Carlin
Celebs
1236 Clicks

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