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So far I've submitted 3 away messages, and they've been used a total of 3731 times. Here are my messages...

by: SAKE (08/21/2009)

You know how everyone checks under their bed for the boogeyman? Well the boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
1254 Clicks

by: SAKE (08/21/2009)

Chuck Norris walked down the street with a b0ner...

There were no survivors
Chuck Norris
1241 Clicks

by: SAKE (08/21/2009)

Super-glue is Chuck Norris's spit.
Chuck Norris
1236 Clicks

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