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So far I've submitted 1 away messages, and they've been used a total of 1274 times. Here are my messages...

by: Awesomeness4me (06/02/2009)

A dumb blonde walks into a store and says...
Blonde: What's that?
Clerk: It's a thermos
Blonde: What's it do?
Clerk: It holds hot and cold stuff.
The blonde buys it and walks home
Blonde: Hey mom! Look it's a thermos,it holds hot AND cold stuff.
Mom: What do you have in it?
Blonde: 2 cups of coffe and a popsicle.
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