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So far I've submitted 4 away messages, and they've been used a total of 5157 times. Here are my messages...

by: take a chance239 (09/06/2008)

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small. The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible. The little girl said, "When i get to heaven I will ask Jonah." The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?" The little girl replied, "Then you ask him?"
Funny
1400 Clicks

by: take a chance239 (08/28/2008)

Today I met the sweetest, funniest, hottest guy in the world!......
Then his boyfriend showed up :(
Girly
1267 Clicks

by: take a chance239 (08/20/2008)

Your friends will wipe your tears after a boy rejects you. My friends will go up to him and say "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
Girly
1254 Clicks

by: take a chance239 (08/10/2008)

Why is it that the police never think it's as funny as you do?
Other/Random
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