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ckandy 34
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ckandy 34
(
07/12/2008
)
They say, 'guns don't kill people, people kill people'.
But I believe the guns help because if you stood there and yelled "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill too many people.
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ckandy 34
(
07/07/2008
)
How do you kill a blue elephant?
Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
How do you kill a pink elephant?
Choke it 'til it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.
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