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Bacalhau

So far I've submitted 18 away messages, and they've been used a total of 23511 times. Here are my messages...

by: Bacalhau (05/20/2008)

. _ . _. _ . _ . _ . _ .
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||.- 0(o.o)0.-., ||
||\.-- O--O -...\
|| \ Sleeping \
\ *--*- -*-- .\
\ || _ . __ _ __ __ __|
Art/Pix
1236 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (05/19/2008)

If homework is work, when do i get paid?... Gone to find out!
Homework/Study
1236 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (05/12/2008)

HEY REF! CHECK YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE... YOU MISSED A LOT OF CALLS!
Sports
1236 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (04/24/2008)

A couple was going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all dolled-up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives and as they start out, the dog shoots back into the house. They don't want the dog shut in, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes upstairs to chase the dog out. The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains to the taxi driver, "He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my mother."

A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab. "Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid bitch was hiding under the bed and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting me as I hauled her arse downstairs and tossed her out in the back yard! She better not sh*t in the vegetable garden again!"

The silence in the cab was deafening.
Jokes
1343 Clicks

by: Bacalhau (04/17/2008)

Are you a sergeant? Cuz you made my private stand. ;-)
Naughty
1242 Clicks

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