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So far I've submitted 10 away messages, and they've been used a total of 12623 times. Here are my messages...

by: zmander313 (06/09/2009)

Off telling retards that Chuck Norris jokes aren't away messages...
Chuck Norris
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by: zmander313 (06/02/2009)

wishing it was raining chocolate :( ....BBL
Other/Random
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by: zmander313 (02/06/2008)

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."
Jokes
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by: zmander313 (02/06/2008)

Procrastination is the greatest laborsaving invention of all time.
Jokes
1236 Clicks

by: zmander313 (02/04/2008)

It's 11PM, do you know where your pants are?
Funny
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