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So far I've submitted 121 away messages, and they've been used a total of 168345 times. Here are my messages...

by: kate28 (10/17/2007)

Today we salute you Mr. Inspirational Poster Writer
Without you
How would we ever know that today
Not tomorrow
Or last Thursday
Is the first day of the rest of our lives
(startin' right now)
You ask us to take it one day at a time
And remind us
Turkeys flock
But eagles soar alone
(soarin' high)
Only you could turn a picture of a kitten doing chin-ups into something more than cuddly
You make it inspiring
(believe in yourself)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Poet of the Poster
You try very hard to make us try
Very VERY hard.
We Salute You
1336 Clicks

by: kate28 (10/17/2007)

Today we salute you Mr. Hot Stock Tip Giver Outer
Why go to professional analysts
When we can get inside information from your brother-in-law's sister's fourth cousin's step-father?
(on your mother's siiiide)
Sure, you may know absolutely nothing
But we know even less
Your motto:
Buy low, sell low,
Get other people to buy low and sell low.
(Keeeep hope alive)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Titan of the Tip
Although you're always wrong
You'll always be our Mr. Right.
We Salute You
1368 Clicks

by: kate28 (10/15/2007)

Today we salute you Mr. Multi-Colored Sweater Wearer.
A squiggly, jiggly mish-mash of colors
We wouldn't be caught dead in
But it sure looks good on you.
(squiggly jiggly)
They say Beauty's in the Eye of the Beholder
We say:
Whoever be holdin' that thing
Be holdin' one ugly sweater.
(keep holdin' on)
No, I wasn't dragged down the highway and my insides are showing,
I'm wearing my new sweater
(someone call a doctor)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mister Natty in his Knits
It may just be an ugly sweater,
But it sure is...
An ugly sweater.
We Salute You
1414 Clicks

by: kate28 (10/15/2007)

Today we salute you Mr. Movie Theatre Ticket Ripper Upper
Truly the long arm of the law at the movie theatre
You and a velvet rope are all that keep the huddled masses from a free flick.
(show me nowww)
As a vigilant, you boldly demand to see our stub
Getting a little personal, don't you think?
(Can I see your stub?)
Who's the guy in the military style uniform that would make any third world dictator proud?
Mr. Movie Theatre Ticket Ripper Upper, that's who.
(salute the general)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, stub master, because you really tear it up.
We Salute You
1373 Clicks

by: kate28 (10/08/2007)

Today we salute you, Mr. Nosebleed Section Ticket Holder Guy
Congratulations. With the help of two Sherpas, and a mountain goat, You have finally reached your seats (touch the skyyy)
Tickets
Check.
Souvenir
Check.
Oxygen Mask
Check.
(gettin' dizzzyyy) From where you sit, you can see your house...
And Canada.
And Japan.
(I see Okinawa) The one thing you can't see...
The game.
(Oh noooo)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Chairman of the Cheap Seats
Because you, sir, sit on top of the world. Literally.
We Salute You
1378 Clicks

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