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bored2death

So far I've submitted 56 away messages, and they've been used a total of 70174 times. Here are my messages...

by: bored2death (06/09/2009)

F#cking stalkers! Stop asking where Waldo is!
Funny
1251 Clicks

by: bored2death (02/24/2009)

Religion is not the opium of the masses. Religion is the placebo of the masses.

-House
TV/Movies
1240 Clicks

by: bored2death (02/04/2009)

If someone stabs you, and YOU pull out the knife yourself, is that murder or suicide?
Other/Random
1236 Clicks

by: bored2death (12/03/2008)

If you mix chocolate and milk together, would you get milk chocolate or chocolate milk?
Other/Random
1236 Clicks

by: bored2death (10/23/2008)

%n: I like talking to myself cuz I'm a moron
%n: oh well
%n: so %n what's going on?
%n: nothing much, just talking to myself %n: wow, that sounds so retarded
%n: i know, but I have nothing else to do
%n: so what r u up to?
%n: .....I'm talking to myself too =[
%n: jez, i'm pathetic
%n: i can say that again
%n: i wonder what %n is doing, lets go i.m that dumbass
%n: lol. ok. I bet %n probably isnt doing anything anyways, that no life idiot
Mean
1307 Clicks

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