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So far I've submitted 9 away messages, and they've been used a total of 11252 times. Here are my messages...

by: shoft (11/12/2008)

Beans beans, good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
I ate my beans and I was loaded,
I went to bed and I exploded
I grabbed my pillow, I grabbed my sheet
Then I ran for the toilet seat!
Bathroom
1236 Clicks

by: shoft (10/22/2008)

%n is the cheese to my macaroni.
Love
1243 Clicks

by: shoft (10/06/2008)

If the sex can't be different
And the sex cant be same,
Then the only sex left
Is some left hand shame.
Naughty
1236 Clicks

by: shoft (08/28/2008)

Just got my new Chinese cook book: "100 Ways to Wok a Dog"
Jokes
1236 Clicks

by: shoft (09/19/2007)

I believe men with earrings are better prepared for marriage-- they've experienced pain and have bought jewelry.
Jokes
1244 Clicks

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