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by: AyO SHx3lifE (07/19/2009)

i CaNt fiNd A REASON WHy GOd GAVE yOU tO ME. BUt tHAt'S NOt THe QUESTiON tO ASk. tHE QUEStiON iS hOw DiD GOD kNOw i NEEdEd SOMEONE likE yOu!? :) :-*
Love
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by: Korei Ryuu (07/19/2009)

%n: Hey, can you read my mind?
Your SN: Sure can... Hmmm.. 'You're a moron.'
%n: I wasn't thinking that at all..
Your SN: Oh shit, that was my mind.
Mean
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by: abbz (07/13/2009)

See there's this place in me where your fingerprints still rest, your kisses still linger, and your whispers softly echo. It's the place where a part of you will forever be a part of me....
Love
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by: kate28 (07/13/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer.
Through the magic of astroturf and animatronics,
You've taken the time-honored game of golf,
And made it fun again.
(keep on strokin)
They said a three foot putt wasn't a challenge,
So you added windmills.
(china windmills)
While lesser men wasted time with fairways and sand traps,
You had visions of fiberglass volcanos and giant clown heads.
(clowns freak me out now)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Putt-Putt Golf Course Designer,
Because you and I know that a round of golf should always,
Always include Indian teepees.
We Salute You
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by: xxjinxxjokerxx (07/13/2009)

Something you will never hear a man say during sex: "Hey, your boobs look just like your sister's!"
Naughty
1236 Clicks

by: kate28 (07/13/2009)

Today, we salute you,
Mr. Push Up Bra Inventor.
Never before has one man done so much with so little.
(lift'em up higher)
From mosquito bites,
Pimples,
And pancakes,
To melons,
Mountains,
And major league yabbos,
An engineering feat so brilliant,
It can only be described as va va va voom!
(va va voom)
Thanks to you,
Even a ninety year old grandmother
can go from A to double D in a single bound.
(What's your number granny?)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh Hoister of the Hooter,
Because when it comes to the bust, You're the best.
(Thank you, Thank you, Thank you)
We Salute You
1334 Clicks

by: abbz (07/13/2009)

We were given: Two hands to hold. To legs to walk. Two eyes to see. Two ears to listen. But why only one heart?

Because the other was given to someone else... for us to find.
Love
1245 Clicks

by: sumof1 (07/13/2009)

I'm gonna meet up with Palmela Handerson right now so ill hit you up later...I think Rosey Palms is gonna come by with here Fireman too :-P
Naughty
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by: LSAjess18 (07/13/2009)

My dog ate my away message
Funny
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by: Korei Ryuu (07/13/2009)

The only thing to FEAR is FEAR ITSELF.

(and spiders)
Inspirational
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