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by: Lithium   (07/27/2009)

"I only keep drowning in my sorrow, wanting my shadow to surrender. The only thing that seems to follow me is guilt.."
-Raquel Betancur
Emo/Real Life
36 Clicks

by: BratzTV5   (07/27/2009)

"You want the truth? You can't handle the truth! No truth handler you! Bah! I deride your truth handling abilities!"
-Sideshow Bob, The Simpsons
TV/Movies
7 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu   (07/27/2009)

Go die in a fire.
Mean
12 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu   (07/27/2009)

Go take a long walk off a short cliff.
Mean
11 Clicks

by: Korei Ryuu   (07/27/2009)

Go suck a shark.
Mean
20 Clicks

by: tink10379   (07/27/2009)

When I started reading about the evils of drinking, I stopped reading.
Drinking
10 Clicks

by: raa   (07/19/2009)

Violence is not the answer; its the question. The answer is Yes.
Mean
15 Clicks

by: omgwtfbbq1   (07/19/2009)

He may make you the happiest woman in the world, but he will never love you as much as i do. I'll always be your guardian angel, your knight in shining armor, I'll be the one who you can turn to in times of need and when you need a shoulder to cry on, I'll be there for you.
Love
37 Clicks

by:   (07/19/2009)

the mailman method:
1) lick them
2) stick them
3) send them on their way
Naughty
38 Clicks

by: vote4tina95   (07/19/2009)

Don't expect to see me laugh. Don't wait for me to smile. Don't hope for a simple "Hello," because that's all over and now we're through.
Love
5 Clicks

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