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by:
kate28
(
08/21/2009
)
Today we salute you,
Mr. Major Highway Line Painter.
Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel.
Da Vinci had his Mona Lisa.
And you..
You've got Route 22.
(it's a long and lonely road)
Armed with a brush,
10,000 gallons of yellow paint,
And a whole lotta drop cloths,
You work your magic.
(abracadabra)
Most painters worry about the subtle play of light and shadow,
You just worry about getting hit by a truck.
(watch out now!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Toulouse of the Turnpike.
When it comes to great art,
Your work kicks asphalt.
(kick some major asphalt)
We Salute You
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by:
SAKE
(
08/21/2009
)
You know how everyone checks under their bed for the boogeyman? Well the boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris
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by:
SAKE
(
08/21/2009
)
Chuck Norris walked down the street with a b0ner...
There were no survivors
Chuck Norris
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by:
Anonymous
(
08/21/2009
)
There's a feeling you get when you know that everything you did, made it worth the while.
Inspirational
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by:
ii573v3
(
08/21/2009
)
Man, I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here in the middle of typing this away messaghbhkjfjkdffdkjbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
::snore::
Sleeping
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by:
kllr9931
(
08/21/2009
)
Live every day to its fullest and don't let anything pass you by. Remember you only have one chance at life so make it count.
Inspirational
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by:
SAKE
(
08/21/2009
)
Super-glue is Chuck Norris's spit.
Chuck Norris
1300
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by:
Korei Ryuu
(
08/21/2009
)
Mind your business.
Mean
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by:
Korei Ryuu
(
08/12/2009
)
"No. Im not listening to you, you're not even there!"
-
Fight Club
TV/Movies
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by:
slow86n55
(
08/12/2009
)
Losing you... saved me
Love
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