by: kate28   (08/21/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Major Highway Line Painter.
Michelangelo had the Sistine Chapel.
Da Vinci had his Mona Lisa.
And you..
You've got Route 22.
(it's a long and lonely road)
Armed with a brush,
10,000 gallons of yellow paint,
And a whole lotta drop cloths,
You work your magic.
(abracadabra)
Most painters worry about the subtle play of light and shadow,
You just worry about getting hit by a truck.
(watch out now!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Toulouse of the Turnpike.
When it comes to great art,
Your work kicks asphalt.
(kick some major asphalt)

by: SAKE   (08/21/2009)

You know how everyone checks under their bed for the boogeyman? Well the boogeyman looks under his bed for Chuck Norris

by: SAKE   (08/21/2009)

Chuck Norris walked down the street with a b0ner...

There were no survivors

by: Anonymous   (08/21/2009)

There's a feeling you get when you know that everything you did, made it worth the while.

by: ii573v3   (08/21/2009)

Man, I'm so tired I could fall asleep right here in the middle of typing this away messaghbhkjfjkdffdkjbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb

::snore::

by: kllr9931   (08/21/2009)

Live every day to its fullest and don't let anything pass you by. Remember you only have one chance at life so make it count.

by: SAKE   (08/21/2009)

Super-glue is Chuck Norris's spit.

by: Korei Ryuu   (08/21/2009)

Mind your business.

by: Korei Ryuu   (08/12/2009)

"No. Im not listening to you, you're not even there!"
-Fight Club

by: slow86n55   (08/12/2009)

Losing you... saved me

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