by: Princess65   (09/22/2009)

My prince charming doesn't wear shining armor. He wears ACU's an combat boots. <3

by: sorabanks   (09/22/2009)

Get a Life? I'm a gamer! I have LOTS of lives!

by: sdfadfaasdfa   (09/22/2009)

You see, for me sex is a sport. Like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
Dr. Cox, Scrubs

by: cusekid9   (09/22/2009)

I'm off raiding with Leeeeroy Jeeenkins. ...at least we have chicken

by: ChronicSmok3420   (09/22/2009)

Hey, %n, what would you do if I told you that I'm looking in your window right now?

by: ChronicSmok3420   (09/22/2009)

Sorry, %n, I'm busy sticking forks into electrical outlets. You should try it.

by: Lenvil   (09/22/2009)

Waiting until the last minute to procrastinate..

by: michelle   (09/22/2009)

Tip of the day: Why are you sitting right here and reading my away message? Get a life!

by: omgwtfbbq1   (09/22/2009)

You be the sun and I will be the moon and we will dance amongst the stars.

by: kate28   (08/21/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller.
You stand like a sentry outside the grounds of our national passtime,
Offering us your salty nuts.
(nice and crunchy)
Half price on the outside,
All the taste,
That's your pitch.
(nuts for scratch)
There's nothing like spending a summer day on a hard bleacher seat crunching your nuts.
(crunch crunch oh!)
Unless it's sitting behind home plate spreading mustard on your weiner.
(hot n spicy)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller,
Because thanks to you,
A bag of peanuts costs only peanuts.

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