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by: Princess65 (09/22/2009)

My prince charming doesn't wear shining armor. He wears ACU's an combat boots. <3
Love
1175 Clicks

by: sorabanks (09/22/2009)

Get a Life? I'm a gamer! I have LOTS of lives!
Gaming
1157 Clicks

by: sdfadfaasdfa (09/22/2009)

You see, for me sex is a sport. Like racquetball. You play hard for half an hour, work up a sweat, and hope you don't get hit in the eye.
Dr. Cox, Scrubs
TV/Movies
1183 Clicks

by: cusekid9 (09/22/2009)

I'm off raiding with Leeeeroy Jeeenkins. ...at least we have chicken
Gaming
1171 Clicks

by: ChronicSmok3420 (09/22/2009)

Hey, %n, what would you do if I told you that I'm looking in your window right now?
Funny
1161 Clicks

by: ChronicSmok3420 (09/22/2009)

Sorry, %n, I'm busy sticking forks into electrical outlets. You should try it.
Funny
1173 Clicks

by: Lenvil (09/22/2009)

Waiting until the last minute to procrastinate..
Funny
1158 Clicks

by: michelle (09/22/2009)

Tip of the day: Why are you sitting right here and reading my away message? Get a life!
Mean
1158 Clicks

by: omgwtfbbq1 (09/22/2009)

You be the sun and I will be the moon and we will dance amongst the stars.
Love
1177 Clicks

by: kate28 (08/21/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller.
You stand like a sentry outside the grounds of our national passtime,
Offering us your salty nuts.
(nice and crunchy)
Half price on the outside,
All the taste,
That's your pitch.
(nuts for scratch)
There's nothing like spending a summer day on a hard bleacher seat crunching your nuts.
(crunch crunch oh!)
Unless it's sitting behind home plate spreading mustard on your weiner.
(hot n spicy)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller,
Because thanks to you,
A bag of peanuts costs only peanuts.
We Salute You
1212 Clicks

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