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by: Princess65 (09/24/2009)

my prince charming doesn't wear shining armor, he wears ACU's and combat boots. <3
Love
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by: (09/24/2009)

Today I had My first kiss. It was beautiful, it was sweet, it was soft. It was in Walmart.
Funny
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by: (09/24/2009)

Holy gum drops and butterscotch Fatman, (your name here) is at the gym!?
Other/Random
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by: Lithium (09/24/2009)

I can only show you the scars on my heart because that's where you always seem to cut me deeply..
Emo/Real Life
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by: Korei Ryuu (09/24/2009)

According to a study, nine out of ten people have premarital sex. And this is shocking to many. But it makes sense! Would you buy a used car without testing it out?

The answer is -yes-.. If you also believe in an invisible man who always knows if you've been doing good or wrong, so kind of like Santa Clause, but with a six-pack.. And a less date-rapey beard.
-Phil DeFranco, The Philip DeFranco Show
Other/Random
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by: lovestruck (09/24/2009)

Your my Sun and the Moon, you brighten my day with your warmth and radiance and you light my path when all seems dark and hopeless
Love
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by: kate28 (09/22/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Stadium Scoreboard Marriage Proposal Guy.
You've combined the three things you love most in this world.
Your girlfriend.
Your team.
And lots and lots of attention.
(everyone look at meee)
Your first proposal?
Her hand in marriage.
Your second proposal?
Two more jumbo chili dogs.
(chili cheeeeese)
It's the perfect plan,
Unless her name is spelled wrong,
She's in the bathroom,
Or she says no.
(pretty pleease)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Bachelor on the Big Screen.
And remember,
That even if she says no,
We'll always say yes.
We Salute You
1288 Clicks

by: aussiipriide (09/22/2009)

Albert Einstein arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The man answers, "241."
"That is wonderful!" says Albert. "We will talk about the Grand Unification Theory and the mysteries of the universe. We will have much to discuss!"
Next, Albert introduces himself to a woman and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The lady answers, "144."
"That is great!", says Albert, "We can discuss politics and current affairs. We will have much to discuss!".
Albert then goes to another person and asks, "What is your IQ?"
The person answers, "51."
Albert ponders this for a moment, and then smiles and says,"GO RED SOX"!!
Sports
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by: aussiipriide (09/22/2009)

I am still waiting for my prince charming to come but he got lost and is too stubborn to ask for directions..... <3
Love
1236 Clicks

by: aussiipriide (09/22/2009)

(ThINk oUTsiDE Of thE bOx....)
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