by: El Quemador   (10/16/2009)

A woman with huge knockers is approached by a man. He says:
"Will you let me pinch your breasts for $1,000 dollars?"
The woman says of course "No."
"How about $10,000 Dollars?"
Still no..
Finally she accepts for 1 million dollars. So the man touches and plays with her breasts for a while... until the lady eventually asks:
"When are you going to pinch them?"
To which the man replies: "I don't think I will. It's too expensive" =P

by: Tosh   (10/16/2009)

No potty around here, found sister's chocolate milkshake...brb

by: homeboytrb   (10/16/2009)

Take A Glance At Someone 1 U Like,
Feels Like At Love At First Sight,
Say "I Love You" From Deep In Your Heart,
She Says "Sorry" And Ur Back At The Start...

by: DarkArtist98   (10/16/2009)

Even Chuck Norris fears Master Chief.

by: ndouano   (10/16/2009)

I'm now going back to the place where I started my day. BED.

by: xxx24live4luv29xxx   (10/16/2009)

Since you can't kiss me in the rain kiss me in the snow <3

by: aussiipriide   (10/16/2009)

It fills the air
And I fall in love with you
All over again<3

by: aussiipriide   (10/16/2009)

Baby, it's fact
Our love is true
The way black is black
And blue is just blue
My love is true
It's a matter of fact
Oh, and you love me too
It's as simple as that
Baby, our love is true<3

by: johnhornick12163   (10/16/2009)

do u have a mirror in your pocket, cuz i can see myself in your pants

by: darkrose073   (09/24/2009)

Nice Bum, Where You From? Nantucket, Wanna F*UK IT??

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