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by: vote4tina95 (07/13/2009)

"I love you." Three meaningless words stuffed into one meaningless sentence.
Love
1236 Clicks

by: PRODTM11 (07/13/2009)

Getting EDUMACATED BITCHEES haha hit me up and ill get back atcha LAT3!
School/Class
1236 Clicks

by: kate28 (07/01/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater.
Ignoring all you know about pigs,
And where they live,
And what they step in,
You look at their pickled paws and say "yummy".
(lookin' tasty)
Craving only the most daring meal,
You pass up the cow tongue,
Skate by the head cheese,
Dismiss the rocky mountain oysters.
(rocky mountain oysters)
But a pigs foot soaked in pickle juice?
Now that's good eatin'.
(save me a big one)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Mr. Pickled Pigs Feet Eater,
Cause it takes guts to eat those feet.
We Salute You
1360 Clicks

by: kate28 (07/01/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Supermarket Produce Puter-Outer.
You have perhaps the greates job known to man:
Squeezing giant melons all day long.
(looove those squishy melons)
When women come in looking for squash, you say,
"Perhaps I can interest you in my giant zucchini."
(that ain't no zucchini)
Day in and day out,
Women step on your grapes,
And you don't even flinch.
(OOOOOOH)
Is that a banana in your pocket?
No.
It's a plantain.
(muy muy grande)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh King of the Cumquats.
Because if one guy has to fondle our plums,
We're glad it's you.
We Salute You
1334 Clicks

by: Sevy (07/01/2009)

Sonic's not a real hero, he's just had a few too many Macchiatos

Playing Sonic, be back after I defeat Eggman
Gaming
1258 Clicks

by: abbz (07/01/2009)

you're the reason i go to sleep with a smile on my face, the reason i wake up with a smile, the reason i look forward to school and most of all the reason i look forward to 1st periods, becuz i kno ur always right across the next room with me
Love
1257 Clicks

by: abbz (07/01/2009)

you have a smile that could melt an iceberg
Love
1245 Clicks

by: abbz (07/01/2009)

you're the only one that makes my heart beat faster and slower at the same time
Love
1251 Clicks

by: Neil (07/01/2009)

You're ugly and I have to deal with it right? so why when im mad at you why can't you deal with it ??
Mean
1249 Clicks

by: double0x00 (07/01/2009)

im ganna buy you a d!ldo so if you dont like it you can go F yourself
Naughty
1236 Clicks

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