by: kate28   (12/14/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller.
Without your undying commitment,
We might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper.
(Oh, I need you now!)
Like a brave soldier,
You storm hostile territory delivering much needed supplies to your men.
(Uugh!)
Should you leave one roll?
Or two?
Or perhaps that giant 10-pound super roll.
(Keep rollin'!)
While others rest, you can't…
Because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll.
(Hop! Hop! Hop!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Master of the Men's Room
Because if you don't do your business,
We can't do ours.
(Is there anybody out there?)

by: reliantkiller_616   (12/14/2009)

Sometimes the glass is half-empty.... Somethimes the glass is half-full....... But sometimes I want to take the glass and just throw it out the window.....

by: Sean The Short Kid   (12/14/2009)

God gave me friends, not math skills! Homework >:p

by: SeAn T_HE SHORT KID   (12/14/2009)

Writing an essay.... but feel free to distract me!

by: Tosh   (11/24/2009)

A Wild Jesus has appeared! Wild Jesus used heaven attack! Super effective!

playing games brb

by: andrewzwifey926   (11/24/2009)

rOses arree redd,, viiOlettzz arree blackk,, yuhh %n lOok bettahh wiihd ahh kniifee ehnn yuhhrr backk!!!!
Mwuahahax3 *cOuqh* ckantt speak!! (Colapse's)... no, waiit *complete silence* Ahhhhhh!!!!!!

by: Tosh   (11/24/2009)

Seconds ago i thought it was going to be funny to let out a huge fart. But instead something else came out, brb

by: fallenangel47859   (11/24/2009)

Sometimes I put on my big headphones and listen to that song and I wonder if far away, wherever you are, if you are listening to the same song at the same time. Then we'd be together even though we're so far away.

by: danthe!@#$ingman   (11/24/2009)

Forget wings!
She gave my heart a freaking jetpack!
*FWOOSH!*

by: booboosofresh   (11/24/2009)

Skewlin itt...... No HiT Upz now mean a$$ teacherr so dr0pz 0n3z

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