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by: kate28   (12/14/2009)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Restroom Toilet Paper Refiller.
Without your undying commitment,
We might find ourselves trapped in a stall armed only with our newspaper.
(Oh, I need you now!)
Like a brave soldier,
You storm hostile territory delivering much needed supplies to your men.
(Uugh!)
Should you leave one roll?
Or two?
Or perhaps that giant 10-pound super roll.
(Keep rollin'!)
While others rest, you can't…
Because somewhere there's a guy with his pants around his ankles doing the bunny hop in search of a fresh roll.
(Hop! Hop! Hop!)
So crack open an ice-cold Bud Light, Master of the Men's Room
Because if you don't do your business,
We can't do ours.
(Is there anybody out there?)
We Salute You
1335 Clicks

by: reliantkiller_616   (12/14/2009)

Sometimes the glass is half-empty.... Somethimes the glass is half-full....... But sometimes I want to take the glass and just throw it out the window.....
Emo/Real Life
1251 Clicks

by: Sean The Short Kid   (12/14/2009)

God gave me friends, not math skills! Homework >:p
Homework/Study
1236 Clicks

by: SeAn T_HE SHORT KID   (12/14/2009)

Writing an essay.... but feel free to distract me!
Homework/Study
1259 Clicks

by: Tosh   (11/24/2009)

A Wild Jesus has appeared! Wild Jesus used heaven attack! Super effective!

playing games brb
Gaming
1244 Clicks

by: andrewzwifey926   (11/24/2009)

rOses arree redd,, viiOlettzz arree blackk,, yuhh %n lOok bettahh wiihd ahh kniifee ehnn yuhhrr backk!!!!
Mwuahahax3 *cOuqh* ckantt speak!! (Colapse's)... no, waiit *complete silence* Ahhhhhh!!!!!!
Mean
1301 Clicks

by: Tosh   (11/24/2009)

Seconds ago i thought it was going to be funny to let out a huge fart. But instead something else came out, brb
Bathroom
1257 Clicks

by: fallenangel47859   (11/24/2009)

Sometimes I put on my big headphones and listen to that song and I wonder if far away, wherever you are, if you are listening to the same song at the same time. Then we'd be together even though we're so far away.
Love
1244 Clicks

by: danthe!@#$ingman   (11/24/2009)

Forget wings!
She gave my heart a freaking jetpack!
*FWOOSH!*
Love
1263 Clicks

by: booboosofresh   (11/24/2009)

Skewlin itt...... No HiT Upz now mean a$$ teacherr so dr0pz 0n3z
School/Class
1246 Clicks

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