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by: xxarmedforcesxx   (01/26/2010)

Confucius say `Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.`
Jokes
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by: xxarmedforcesxx   (01/26/2010)

Confucuis say, `Man who stands on toilet is high on pot`
Jokes
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by: TheDictatorKing2   (01/26/2010)

Some people don't understand the meaning of the f#*%king word "away" AND YOU'RE ONE OF THEM
Mean
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by: xxarmedforcesxx   (01/26/2010)

Chuck Norris is so powerful he can Unscrammble eggs, getting some breakfast bbl
Eating
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by: Freakk   (01/26/2010)

Chuck Norris can have just one Lays potato chip.
Chuck Norris
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by: xxarmedforcesxx   (01/26/2010)

Confucius say `Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have crappy time`
Jokes
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by: kate28   (01/13/2010)

Today we salute you,
Mr. Supermarket Deli Meat Slicer.
To feed America's hunger,
You stand dangerously close to a buzz saw,
Armed only with a salami.
(just youuu and your salami)
Behind your glass fortress,
You quickly fill orders as shopper's shout,
"Hey! I was first."
(taaake a number please)
And no matter what you're slicing,
From bologna to liverwurst,
You always hit your mark...
One-tenth of an ounce over.
(thaat's the way I like it)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, Oh Master Slicer.
And remember, when someone asks "who cut the cheese?"
You can proudly say,
"It was me."
Drinking
1142 Clicks

by: SeAn T_HE SHORT KID   (01/13/2010)

Love is like a fire, beautiful and powerful. It draws you in, and even though it might have burned you like, idk, 200 times!? 200? Are u that dumb!? That's when you meet someone that puts the fire out...
Love
1129 Clicks

by: SeAn T_HE SHORT KID   (01/05/2010)

Who needs subway when you got a 5 dollar footlong RIGHT HERE!? No, OK! how about a 1 dollar .5 footlong! YEAAAAH!
Naughty
1128 Clicks

by: raa   (01/05/2010)

Chuck Norris had a heart attack 3 years ago. The heart lost.
Chuck Norris
1127 Clicks

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