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by: punkgoth229 (11/19/2004)

Always remember... when a guy sweeps you off your feet, he is in perfect position to drop you on your ass.
Girly
1,247 Clicks

by: jellybelle90 (11/18/2004)

Men may be able to fix a car, but what male can handle cramps, bleeding for a week, and lame pick up lines?
Girly
1,260 Clicks

by: yummy123 (11/18/2004)

Screw Skittles, taste MY rainbow!
Girly
1,254 Clicks

by: happybunny4eva (11/16/2004)

Inside of me there lives a skinny woman, but I can usually shut the bi*ch up with chocolate. ;D
Girly
1,242 Clicks

by: sexy bitch (11/10/2004)

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Girly
1,336 Clicks

by: dayxtrippa (11/08/2004)

"Sometimes being a bitch is the only thing a woman has to hold onto."
-Deloris Claiborne
Girly
1,253 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/06/2004)

DeReS dIs BoY i WaNt 2 bE wItH bUt ThIs BoY dOnT hAvE a ClUe So 2 aLl Da BoYs DaT bE rEaDiNg DiS---u NeVeR nO---iT cOuLd B u
Girly
1,252 Clicks

by: *~MeGaN~* (11/02/2004)

SoRrY tO aNnOuNcE, bUt ThIs ChIcKs GoTtA bOuNcE, sO wItH aN x AnD aN o, I'm OuT LiKe WoAhHhH....
Girly
1,255 Clicks

by: CarolinaSweet354 (10/31/2004)

Infatuation is when you think he's as sexy as Brad Pitt, as smart as Albert Einstein, as funny as George Carlin, and as athletic as Denis Rodman. Love is when you realize that he's as sexy as Denis Rodman, as smart as George Carlin, as athletic as Albert Einstein, and nothing like Brad Pitt -- but you'll take him anyway
Girly
1,263 Clicks

by: Anonymous (10/27/2004)

Jeez! Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?!?
Girly
1,259 Clicks


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