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by: bizzoony (02/28/2006)

Top 10 Things Guy Know About Women:

10.
9.
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1. They Have Boobs
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: lalalala (12/31/2005)

~*~*Life was so much easier when your clothes didn't match and boys had cooties*~*~*
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: T-Shirt (12/31/2005)

I wish men were donkies...
Then I'd have an excuse to call them dumbasses.
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: gymnast101 (12/31/2005)

I wasnt born a bitch, guys like you made me one!
Girly
1,247 Clicks

by: Punkdrunkchick (12/27/2005)

Box of tampons - $3.19
Midol Extra Strength Menstrual releif - $6.99
Candy Bar - $0.65
Being bitchy for an entire week - Priceless
Girly
1,279 Clicks

by: BiTcHxMeSsAgEs (11/22/2005)

~*~What Barbie are you?~*~
(check all that apply)
_Hooker Barbie (includes feather boa)
_Exotic Dancer Barbie (small pole included)
_Wet T-shirt Barbie (real wet table t-shirt)
_Boob-job Barbie (stick-on implants included)
_Drug Dealer Barbie (includes trench coat)
_Playboy Barbie (bunny ears included)
Girly
1,372 Clicks

by: sweetepie4eva23 (10/31/2005)

My BoyFriend Told Me That I Had To Choose Between Him And Cheerleading
Oh Well Im Sure Gonna Miss Him... When Does Practice Start?
Girly
1,263 Clicks

by: Zephyr343 (10/31/2005)

Want to know the quickest way to a man's heart?
Through his chest with a sharp knife!
Girly
1,250 Clicks

by: AmBeR_LeAnN91 (10/21/2005)

~*I wish I was a little girl again, because skinned knees heal so much faster than broken hearts*~
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: FaLcOnSlUvR13 (10/17/2005)

Unlike all of my boyfriends, I'll be back!
Girly
1,236 Clicks


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