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by: Startaro (08/05/2006)

Barbie wants to be ME.
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: Jenny (07/09/2006)

I just wish that I was still 6, and my biggest problem was what dress to put on Barbie.
Girly
1,238 Clicks

by: Reality (07/09/2006)

Bitchy? Slightly......sorry I was never taught how to say f*ck you politely
Girly
1,260 Clicks

by: AFI (06/30/2006)

Bitchorade~is it in you?
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: CaNdY CaNe (06/28/2006)

Sleep like Sleeping Beauty,
Work like Cinderella,
Fight like Mulan,
Act like Fiona,
Covet jewels like Ariel,
and Look like Snow White.
THATS EXACTLY WHY IM NO PRINCESS
Girly
1,283 Clicks

by: T-Shirt (06/27/2006)

Midol-The reason society still exists.
Girly
1,250 Clicks

by: LaFonda (06/10/2006)

TOP TEN WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS...
10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.
9. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet
8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.
7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.
6. You're using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that say, "How's my driving? Call 1-800-EAT-SHIT."
5. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting practice.
4. You're convinced there's a God and he's male.
3. You're counting down the days until menopause.
2. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.
1. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.
Girly
1,379 Clicks

by: lil_miss_latin_canadian (04/17/2006)

JuST cAuSe i FLiRt dOnT mEaN iM a hOe, UnLIkE moSt Of u BiTcHeS i LeArN hOw tO SaY No
Girly
1,270 Clicks

by: this is me (04/17/2006)

Oh my god like, i went to the mall, and i went to like, the apple store, right? And i bought one of those like, ipod things, you know? And i like, named it Mypod and i like, went home, right? And i like.... listened to it.
Girly
1,269 Clicks

by: swimminbabii159 (03/02/2006)

My Boyfriend told me that he loved me..... I sneezed and said "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit!"
Girly
1,268 Clicks


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