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by: pinkmeg111 (04/09/2007)

THE POINT OF LIPGLOSS IS FOR SOMEONE TO TAKE IT OFF... :-*
Girly
1,248 Clicks

by: Jake Himself (04/09/2007)

look out boys, Vixen's waiting under the mistletoe...
Girly
1,260 Clicks

by: lvliSSunDerst00d (01/16/2007)

All the cute boys are mean.
All the nice boys are ugly.
And all the cute and nice boys are gay.
Girly
1,259 Clicks

by: shalomORpeace<3 (01/12/2007)

I wish a boy would come up to me and hug me and say "I'm sorry my gender sucks."
Girly
1,249 Clicks

by: NellMatz (12/15/2006)

Dear Santa, I hope he fits in the bag.
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: xoMissCortneyox (11/26/2006)

~*Pink isn't just a color, it's an attitude!*~
Girly
1,247 Clicks

by: gymnastpig13 (11/26/2006)

Sorry. I cant come to the computer right now because I am teaching "How to be a bitch 101".
Girly
1,258 Clicks

by: xoMissCortneyxo (09/25/2006)

~*When God made men, she was only joking...Ok, joke's over now...It's not funny anymore...*~
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: xJustinSainex (08/05/2006)

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Im PMSing
So f*ck you!
Girly
1,258 Clicks

by: HappyMonkey450 (08/05/2006)

Every man knows that there are days in the month when all he has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life into his very hands! This handy guide should be as common as a drivers license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or signifigant other!

DANGEROUS: What's for dinner?
SAFER: May I help you with dinner?
SAFEST: Where would you like to go for dinner?
ULTRASAFE: Here, Have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: Why are you wearing that?
SAFER: Gee, you look good in brown.
SAFEST: WOW! Look at you!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate.

DANGEROUS: What are you so worked up about?
SAFER: What did I do wrong?
SAFEST: Here's Fifty Dollars
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate

DANGEROUS: What did you do all day?
SAFER: I hope you didnt overdo it today.
SAFEST: I've always loved you in that robe!
ULTRASAFE: Here, have some chocolate
Girly
1,402 Clicks


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