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by: Startaro (05/30/2008)

Ladies, remember. When you hear a whistle do not turn your head to see if it's for you. The whistle is usually a call for a dog.
Girly
1,248 Clicks

by: rotcnazi09 (03/18/2008)

This is the mistress of knowledge. Speak and be recognized.
Girly
1,255 Clicks

by: biteme123 (02/12/2008)

We're so fly...
We're makin !flys jealous!
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: I am so Amazing (02/12/2008)

Yeah me & my girls, we don't turn heads. Oh no, we break necks.
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: I am so Amazing (02/01/2008)

There's nothing pretty about skin and bone. You gotta have some junk in the trunk. :)
Girly
1,253 Clicks

by: TIPS4GUYSFROMAGIRL (11/15/2007)

10 things guys should know about girls:
1. If you hear the word PMS duck.
2. Girls always know what your thinking. 3. The word "secret" means nothing.
4. Girls always go in packs.
5. They do not care "how long or big".
6. At the start looks are the only thing that matters.
7. Outgoing is different than stupid.
8. You will never know what they're thinking.
9. SHY BOYS SUCK.
10. Girls are not delicate, they just want attention.
Girly
1,373 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/15/2007)

This is the time of the month chocolate was created for.
This is the time when no toe nail should go unpolished.
When going to the mall is enough of a workout, thank you very much.
This is the time when, if something is even slightly annoying, the world should know about it.
And if i feel like crying, there is no inappropriate time or place.
Girly
1,278 Clicks

by: d1nonly (07/19/2007)

If you're going to be two-faced you might as well make one PRETTY!
Girly
1,256 Clicks

by: Jake Himself (07/19/2007)

All Men Are Idiots... And I Married Their King.
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: xmonkeypawx3 (07/19/2007)

For every girl with a broken smile...
Theres a handy man to fix it :)
Girly
1,258 Clicks


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