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by: andy (03/16/2004)

Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause... Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN?!
Girly
1,276 Clicks

by: comanderbunz007 (03/15/2004)

Boys r like lava lamps: fun to watch but not too bright!
Girly
1,276 Clicks

by: clumsySEXYbabe (03/15/2004)

Who needs a man? If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, someone who'll be content just to snuggle up and keep you warm and who you can kick out if he slobbers and snores, someone who doesn't care how good or bad you look and loves you unconditionally all the time, get a DOG!
Girly
1,269 Clicks

by: impetus4love (03/13/2004)

Cancel my subscription, cuz im tired of hearing about your issues :-*
Girly
1,258 Clicks

by: QtAmericanGurl02 (03/12/2004)

xoxox ~Wit an X and an O..... i'm out lyke WoAh!!!~ xoxox
Girly
1,260 Clicks

by: lilmizblondie117 (03/10/2004)

PMS... Sorry I'm being bitchy :-*
Girly
1,291 Clicks

by: InUrDrEaMz (03/10/2004)

You call me a bitch like it's a bad thing!
Girly
1,260 Clicks

by: allyprp17 (03/10/2004)

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?
Girly
1,241 Clicks

by: mrwest453 (03/09/2004)

Raping a poster of Ashton Kutcher...
Girly
1,278 Clicks

by: yellosub22 (03/08/2004)

10 REASONS TO DATE A DANCER...
1. We're extremely flexible
2. We are fast learners
3. We keep a rhythm going
4. We are used to being naked in front of other people
5. At a club, we make you look good
6. Can you say nice legs?
7. "Why yes, I can wrap my legs around my head"
8. Dance outfits leave nothing to the imagination
9. We have mastered all the positions
10. We keep going even when it hurts

Girly
1,367 Clicks


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