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by: sexycRyS (03/26/2004)

Guys have feelings too... but who cares?
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: sex-z_panda07 (03/25/2004)

How to impress a woman:
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, tease her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy nice things for her, listen to her, stand by her, support her, bring flowers to her, go to the ends of the earth for her...

How to impress a man:
Show up naked. Bring beer.
Girly
1,284 Clicks

by: sex-z_panda07 (03/25/2004)

Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too high ;)
Girly
1,261 Clicks

by: trixie chelsea (03/25/2004)

A drunk girl's words are a sober girl's thoughts
Girly
1,263 Clicks

by: XxXbLoNdiE822XxX (03/24/2004)

I'm not A bitch... I'm THE bitch! :-*
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: mrwest453 (03/24/2004)

BEWARE: Throat slitting, blood sucking, ball busting bitch!
Girly
1,271 Clicks

by: MizShortChick (03/21/2004)

If a man spoke in a forest, and no woman was there to hear it, would he still be wrong?
Girly
1,243 Clicks

by: pdkjhsdpo (03/20/2004)

My boyfriend told me that I need to be more affectionate, so now I have two boyfriends.
Girly
1,256 Clicks

by: Speshul Wun (03/20/2004)

If guys are so tough, how come God chose girls to have to go through pregnancy, childbirth, and periods? Ah Ha! Don't even try to tell me that men could take it.
Girly
1,271 Clicks

by: pinkfruitloop (03/19/2004)

God made mud, god made dirt, god made boys so girls can flirt! :-*
Girly
1,240 Clicks


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