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by: ChikinChic (05/24/2004)

It takes a STRONG man to wear pink.
Girly
1,306 Clicks

by: Lauren (05/15/2004)

I'm a genie in a bottle...
...You're just a tramp in a lamp.
Girly
1,302 Clicks

by: sparkle (05/14/2004)

I didn't ask to be a princess...but if the crown fits?! ;)
Girly
1,303 Clicks

by: hello (05/13/2004)

When God Made Men, She Was Only Joking!
Girly
1,301 Clicks

by: Lilchicka (05/11/2004)

Guys are like toilets. They're either occupied, or full of crap.
Girly
1,303 Clicks

by: jkiddlova13 (04/24/2004)

Best Friends are like good bras: Hard to find, supportive, comfortable, always lifts you up, never lets you down or leaves you hanging, makes you look better, and ALWAYS close to your heart.
Girly
1,302 Clicks

by: JohnnyTsunami (04/21/2004)

PMS= Punish Men Severely
Girly
1,302 Clicks

by: cnfgurl (04/11/2004)

I have ESP and PMS... I'm the bitch that knows everything!
Girly
1,303 Clicks

by: Nate & Jarrod (04/09/2004)

Why did God create man? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn!
Girly
1,303 Clicks

by: smroy (04/06/2004)

I'm not a complicated woman, I'm just good at complicating things.
Girly
1,300 Clicks


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