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by: Joshs Lost Fairy (07/12/2004)

Guys are like doughnuts, sweet on the lips but straight to the hips!!
Girly
1,303 Clicks

by: shygurl (07/01/2004)

10 Things You Won't Hear a Man Say
1. Let's watch Lifetime!
2. Sex is overrated.
3. I don't want to go too far on the first date.
4. Yes, I did notice your sister's breasts are bigger than yours.
5. There is nothing I like better than crawling into bed with a good book.
6. I'm glad I don't have a large penis.
7. My hips are too big.
8. Aw, can't we watch Oprah?
9. Does this suit make me look fat?
10. I'll never get tired listening to Celine Dion.
Girly
1,316 Clicks

by: Brittani (06/21/2004)

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there? Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Girly
1,321 Clicks

by: IWorshipAni92 (06/10/2004)

PMS: Possible Murder Suspect
Girly
1,305 Clicks

by: FlirtTgurl48 (06/09/2004)

PMS.....Pass my Shotgun
Girly
1,305 Clicks

by: Katikat~ (06/09/2004)

This day was a total waste of makeup.....
Girly
1,300 Clicks

by: ibreak4sk8rboyz (06/05/2004)

CAUTION: I can go from zero to bitch in 2.5 seconds.
Girly
1,303 Clicks

by: ocs (06/05/2004)

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Mwuah! Be back lata! :-*
Girly
1,300 Clicks

by: dagger588 (05/30/2004)

Girls complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself. :-*
Girly
1,302 Clicks

by: ..::*U wIsH*::.. (05/29/2004)

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. Can get a massage,without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. Flowers are okay, but jewelry is best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying you look at the ceiling! Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN Get it, you prick!
Girly
1,309 Clicks


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