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by: Anonymous (03/05/2004)

When all else fails . . . look cute!
Girly
1,242 Clicks

by: Anonymous (10/27/2004)

Jeez! Who lit the fuse on YOUR tampon?!?
Girly
1,265 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/06/2004)

DeReS dIs BoY i WaNt 2 bE wItH bUt ThIs BoY dOnT hAvE a ClUe So 2 aLl Da BoYs DaT bE rEaDiNg DiS---u NeVeR nO---iT cOuLd B u
Girly
1,257 Clicks

by: Anonymous (11/15/2007)

This is the time of the month chocolate was created for.
This is the time when no toe nail should go unpolished.
When going to the mall is enough of a workout, thank you very much.
This is the time when, if something is even slightly annoying, the world should know about it.
And if i feel like crying, there is no inappropriate time or place.
Girly
1,280 Clicks

by: *~MeGaN~* (11/02/2004)

SoRrY tO aNnOuNcE, bUt ThIs ChIcKs GoTtA bOuNcE, sO wItH aN x AnD aN o, I'm OuT LiKe WoAhHhH....
Girly
1,267 Clicks

by: ..::*U wIsH*::.. (05/29/2004)

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee. And I can justify any shopping spree. Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon. Can get a massage,without a hard-on. I can balance the checkbook, can pump my own gas. Can talk to my friends, about the size of my ass. I never forget, an important date. You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late. I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch. And just cause I'm assertive, don't call me a bitch. Flowers are okay, but jewelry is best. Would you look at my face, not at my chest! I don't have a problem, with Expressing my feelings. I know when you're lying you look at the ceiling! Don't call me a girl, A babe or a chick. I am a WOMAN Get it, you prick!
Girly
1,353 Clicks

by: AFI (06/30/2006)

Bitchorade~is it in you?
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: allyprp17 (03/10/2004)

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. NOW who's asking the questions?
Girly
1,241 Clicks

by: AmBeR_LeAnN91 (10/21/2005)

~*I wish I was a little girl again, because skinned knees heal so much faster than broken hearts*~
Girly
1,236 Clicks

by: Amy (03/01/2004)

Boyz hate the words Don't and Stop . . . Unless you put them together ;-)
Girly
1,264 Clicks


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