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by: rightatheart822 (11/26/2006)

Chuck Norris frequently knits sweaters. And by knits I mean kicks and by sweaters I mean babies.
Chuck Norris
1,256 Clicks

by: chucksgay (11/26/2006)

roddickminitwin loves chuck norris. chuck norris loves him back in the the form of a roundhouse kick to his face.
Chuck Norris
1,242 Clicks

by: Clown14 (11/26/2006)

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick, Jack still couldn't run away from Chuck Norris' roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: nikoli (11/25/2006)

Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away
Chuck Norris
1,264 Clicks

by: nikoli (11/25/2006)

Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement
Chuck Norris
1,263 Clicks

by: Mike (11/06/2006)

Some shocking facts about Chuck Norris:

-Chuck Norris' burps smell like semen.

-Chuck Norris's second most lethal art is face painting.

-Chuck Norris' real name is Daniel Goldberg.

-Before being discovered as a martial arts talent, Chuck Norris was a writer for Hallmark greeting cards.
Chuck Norris
1,269 Clicks

by: Tennismaniac14 (11/06/2006)

Chuck Norris only masturbates to pictures of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: adfuzz6 (10/04/2006)

Walker, Texas Ranger isn't the only Chuck Norris TV special. People once made a biography of his childhood, and as a twist, turned his character into a doll. It is commonly referred to by his childhood nickname, "Chucky".
Chuck Norris
1,257 Clicks

by: Icyfresh105 (09/28/2006)

Chuck Norris doesn't need away messages and neither do u
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: DarqueAngel333 (09/25/2006)

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up.. he pushes the world down.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks


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