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by: Roddickminitwin (12/18/2006)

I'm bringing Chuck Norris back.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/18/2006)

Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour. He spent the first 45 minutes having sex with his waitress.
Chuck Norris
1,244 Clicks

by: mwahahah (12/18/2006)

Chuck Norris lathers, & rinses. He doesn't repeat.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: mwahahaha (12/18/2006)

As a child, Chuck Norris played Hungry Hungry Hippos with real hippos.
Chuck Norris
1,272 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/15/2006)

Police label anyone attacking Chuck Norris as a Code 45-11.... a suicide.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/15/2006)

In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/12/2006)

The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
Chuck Norris
1,265 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/12/2006)

Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/12/2006)

The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out.
Chuck Norris
1,237 Clicks

by: kheldhar12 (12/12/2006)

Sinner's Repent: Shatner is GOD and he will unleash his fury upon those of you who have worshipped at the feet of the false idol Chuck Norris. Repent while there is still time, our GOD grows impatient.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks


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