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by: HappyMonkey450 (01/12/2007)

If your looking for an away message about Chuck Norris, you wont find one here!
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1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/12/2007)

Chuck Norris could eat a mixed up Rubix Cube and poop it out solved
Chuck Norris
1,255 Clicks

by: mwahahaha (01/12/2007)

Chuck Norris can close a revolving door.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Moldy (01/12/2007)

Chuck Norris had sex before his dad did.
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1,236 Clicks

by: Anonymous (01/12/2007)

God said "LET THERE BE LIGHT"
Chuck Norris said "Say Please"
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1,236 Clicks

by: OMFGBIGFOOT (01/12/2007)

When Chuck Norris tells a knock-knock joke the whole world answers.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: nish nasty (01/12/2007)

The only thing Chuck Norris and jokes have in common, is that they are all DEAD.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: Sped-Head13 (12/18/2006)

In Hell, Roddickminitwin and Eagle108 are the comedians. Guess what horrible jokes they tell? Anything that has to do with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris Jokes are Satan compared to gonebuddy.com.
Chuck Norris
1,253 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/18/2006)

Most people have 23 pairs of chromosomes. Chuck Norris has 72... and they're all poisonous. This is why every time Chuck Norris sleeps with someone, they die.
Chuck Norris
1,255 Clicks

by: Roddickminitwin (12/18/2006)

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed 4 turtles whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtles were six feet tall and had learned karate.
Chuck Norris
1,268 Clicks


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