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by: Lil Eli (05/22/2007)

Chuck Norris can put out a candle wick with his fingers. Without licking them.
Chuck Norris
1,246 Clicks

by: Anonymous (05/07/2007)

Some people flirt with danger. Chuck Norris has sex with danger and then roundhouse kicks it in the face.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: iambubbathedog (05/07/2007)

Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse, Chuck Norris is hung like me!
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: cookiemoster (04/11/2007)

Chuck Norris doesn't use a razor to shave his beard he roundhouse kicks himself in the face because the only thing that can cut Chuck Norris is Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: cookiemonster (03/03/2007)

Chuck Norris gives Freddy nightmares
Chuck Norris
1,258 Clicks

by: Lil Eli (03/03/2007)

When Arnold said "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie, he did indeed go to Chuck Norris for help. Chuck Norris obviously replied with roundhouse-kicking the cop in his face. Arnold thought driving a car into his face would be more dramatic.
Chuck Norris
1,251 Clicks

by: cookiemonster (03/03/2007)

Who will win a fight between Batman and Darth Vader????

Chuck Norris will.
Chuck Norris
1,249 Clicks

by: pERSON (02/15/2007)

Chuck Norris waits for no one, and your not Chuk Norris so wait!
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: smyler316 (02/15/2007)

To Chuck Norris, difficult takes a day, impossible takes a week
Chuck Norris
1,236 Clicks

by: ShmooMaster (01/16/2007)

Bill Gates is constantly afraid that Chuck Norris' computer will crash.
Chuck Norris
1,238 Clicks


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